Chicks, boys and dogs...
Being sick really sucks. I never really do sick but now that I am, I’m not surprised. After the weekend I had last week, I had to pay some sort of price for it. A couple of us went to a holiday resort and had an absolute blast. When I got back on Sunday evening I was already starting to feel myself get sick. By Monday evening I was a complete write-off. I didn’t go to work on Tuesday and thought of bunking Wednesday too but I some stuff I needed to fetch from there. I’m still a bit under the weather but I’m starting to get better.
As crappy as the way this week started, 2 good things did happen.
1.Yesterday I went to check out some cd’s at a music store. As I walked in I noticed a hottie standing behind the counter. I could see she was checking me out so I played it cool. To cut a long story short, when I went to pay for a cd, she started chatting me up. I resisted the urge to just lunge into the opportunity. She was quite good, I must say. A lot of guys can learn a thing or two from her. In the end my resistance crumbled and we exchanged numbers. When she got off work she called to invite me to her place. Nothing much but it was all good. Can’t wait for the weekend.
2. This morning I was woken up friends of mine from Cape Town. I hadn’t seen them in about 3 years and they were driving through East London and so they thought they should drop by. It was really cool seeing them again. We had lots to catch up on and consequently I lost track of time. Let’s just say if my boss had seen me walk in at the time that I did, he would’ve let me have it (he’s been quite edgy lately).
A funny thing that happened is that while we were chatting, my puppy started humping the one guy’s leg. The whole house was in stitches.
But while on that topic, it’s not the first time my puppy’s done this to visitors. As funny as it is sometimes, I don’t really dig it. What causes it and how do I make stop? He still a little too young to get castrated, I mean his balls haven’t even started growing yet. All suggestions welcome!
posted by Bryan @ 2:09 AM
3 Comments:
He's obviously sexually frustrated man! Get him chick and he'll hump her instead of your leg!! He's just a guy who needs some action. Give him a break. He's obviously going through puberty and he's horny as hell.
From what I have read, dogs do that because they are trying to show their dominance, it's not really because they are horny. The articles I have read did not discuss how to stop it, but you must let him know that YOU are the alpha male in the house and not him. Hope that helps, but if not, you may be able to find some material on the internet that will. Good luck.
How old is your dog? Try and give him a stuffed animal girlfriend so he's not so up on legs. Put some oil of clove or a dab of doggy yuck on your friend's pant leg or shoe and that will condition him not to be drawn to legs.
I doubt you'll bother with my suggestions, but they should work if you do.
Your readers have asked me that you give more description of encounters with hotties. Details and such. They asked me to ask you.
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